Ah... The burdens of celebrity life released.

Basking eternally in the pressures of nortorierity does one no good whatsoever, and even Captain Jack Sparrow needs a good hideout. This looks like a good spot to drop anchor.

*Looks around*

Eh maties, this looks like a good spot.
No pressure to peform
No reputation to live up to
Where i can roam unshaven for days, my whiskey, my parrot and me